Bad potty training in evidence in UL

Why oh why do some men insist on entering the cubicles in the toilets only to then remain standing and urinate all over the toilet seat? There are 3 perfectly good urinals for this purpose. If you must hide in a cubicle, at least have the decency to lift the seat first, so someone needing to use the seat does not have to sit in your urine. To these same gentlemen, do you do the same when you get home? Does your wife/girlfriend spend her day cleaning up after you? More pertinantly, do you even have a wife/girlfriend, or do you live in a stinking cesspool on your own? Answers on a postcard to ...